Ever felt like you’re living in a spy movie, ducking behind doors and sneaking past teachers and parents just to get a little freedom? Yeah, same. That’s basically the vibe of SCHOOLBOY RUNAWAY – STEALTH . This game is all about outsmarting the grown-ups, dodging their watchful eyes, and making your escape like you’re some kind of mischievous ninja. Not for the faint of heart—or for anyone who folds under pressure, honestly. You gotta be slick, quick, and, let’s be real, a little bit gutsy.

what’s the deal with SCHOOLBOY RUNAWAY – STEALTH?

If you’ve ever looked at your homework and thought, “Nah, I’d rather do literally anything else,” this game gets you. It’s like the developers read your mind and made a whole universe dedicated to ditching study time. And apparently, a ton of people relate, ‘cause this thing blew up—over 10 million downloads in like, what, a month? That’s wild. Makes me feel a little less guilty about my own academic “escapes,” honestly.

The Setup

Okay, so it’s technically a puzzle-escape game, nothing too groundbreaking there. But unlike those creepy horror ones like Garten of Banban or whatever—which, by the way, no thanks—this one keeps it light and funny. Relatable, too. You play as a kid stuck at home, parents breathing down your neck about grades, not allowed to go out and play. Classic. But this kid? Stubborn as heck. He’ll literally do anything—lock his own parents up if that’s what it takes—to slip out and meet his friends. Kinda dark, kinda genius. Props to Linked Squad for nailing that chaotic, rebellious energy.

what do you actually do?

Your whole mission is to bust out of the house, no matter what. Easy, right? Just wait for the ‘rents to turn away and make a break for it. Ha. If only. These parents are on another level, man—they’ve got the place set up like Fort Knox. Code-locked doors, anti-theft gates, probably laser beams somewhere. You’ve gotta get creative: sneak around on tiptoe, memorize passwords, even pretend to study just to throw them off. It’s not a walk in the park. More like a tightrope walk over a lava pit.

Puzzles for Days

There’s a puzzle around every corner. Interact with literally everything—if you can pick it up, it’s probably useful. Like, you might have to lure your mom into the storage room, unscrew the light bulb to distract her, then lock her in while she’s busy fixing it. Savage, but hey, desperate times. Of course, there’s always a bunch of steps before you get there. The good news? The game isn’t out here to ruin your life. There’s a handy rule: “If you can grab it, it’s worth keeping.” Not exactly a cheat code, but it helps.

Hide Like Your Life Depends On It

Seriously, hiding is the name of the game. Get caught, and it’s game over. So, you’re always sneaking through blind spots, ducking behind furniture, and holding your breath when the ‘rents are near. You’ll probably mess up a few times—who doesn’t?—but that’s half the fun. Practice makes perfect… or at least, makes you a slightly better escape artist.

Listen Up!

One thing that sets this game apart: the dialogue. Most escape games barely bother, but here, the characters actually talk. Sometimes it’s the kid thinking out loud about his next move, sometimes it’s the parents muttering about what they’re doing. Pay attention, because every line could be a clue. Miss something, and you might just end up grounded for life.

SCHOOLBOY RUNAWAY – STEALTH is a hilarious, slightly unhinged way to test your sneaky skills and maybe relive the thrill of outsmarting authority—without actually getting in trouble. Not bad, right?